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The fury is out, too much poison (to me) to be useful -20
The Agent Coulson is not quite so deadly, but still not worth the risk -18
Hawkey: What color of aftershock? half of them are also poison +80/-30
Hot Russian is one of my favorites already, under a differing name +70
The Hulk: IF we can find a non-citrus based proper colored soda this would be a favorite too -40/+70
Iron man is out on several fronts -20
God of Thunder is already a favorite under a different name +80
Loki would be a favorite (with the addition of Tapatio, Sriracha, Chalula, etc. even bonus), but I suspect elimination of the poison would harm the drink too much -40
Captain America: since in the USA grenadine is almost always just high fructose corn syrup and chemistry homework I will pass -50
